Every class with Zuma is a coin-flip. Half the time, the classes are top-notch self-defense classes against magic. Charms, divination, possession, magical attacks, everything. Both in identifying it and in combating it. The other half are nonsensical rants about various debunked conspiracy theories.

Children's board game? Devil worship and the instructions are selling your soul to hell.

Famous historical figure? Shapeshifter.

Famous historical figure's roomate and totally not a gay lover? Neither. Succubus and or Incubus. Often both.

Dumb king does a dumb thing? Charm spell.

Person in a horror play doesn't act rational? Writer was possessed by a ghost to trick us into doing the wrong things during a real life ghost haunt (one of her favorites).

Local members of the council in the nearby city? Possessed by ghosts. Jungle ghosts. Jungle cat ghosts. Depends on the moon sign at any given time.

Also is an expert in making magical tattoos and gives a discount to all students, frequently at an incredibly steep discount if it is a tattoo that wards against charms or protects the user from evil.